Da MOAN an' GROAN thread

[Knoblash]

I know what ya mean.
Arguing with certain folks on there brings to mind a song lyric I once heard:
"Talkin to you is like clapping with one hand"

[Dyer]

I think that thread has been shockingly free of personal attacks and flaming. I've never seen such an adult, reasonable argument here.

[Knoblash]

I know.....& you're a big stinky dootie head

[KjeXXXer]

I think that thread has been shockingly free of personal attacks and flaming. I've never seen such an adult, reasonable argument here.

I've done my best to not let it deteriorate.

[The Fifth Horseman]

I think that thread has been shockingly free of personal attacks and flaming. I've never seen such an adult, reasonable argument here.

That's because ONE of the people arguing is not a certain someONE.

[Knoblash]

I think that thread has been shockingly free of personal attacks and flaming. I've never seen such an adult, reasonable argument here.

That's because ONE of the people arguing is not a certain someONE.

ha ha what are ya trying to say?

[Damaged Cure]

Yeah, come on Horsie, tell us what you trying to say.

[One]

I think that thread has been shockingly free of personal attacks and flaming. I've never seen such an adult, reasonable argument here.

That's because ONE of the people arguing is not a certain someONE.

Sorry? What's that? I cant hear you over you being a self-righteous pompous asshole. Why dont you shove that horribly aimed criticism square up your rectum or can you no longer reach your gigantic ass with your flabby little arms? I bet you now struggle to even have a wank you blubberous peice of shit. You look like your gut caught fire and somebody tried to put it out with meat tenderiser. I've seen ladyboys in Thailand that were more attractive than you. Your face is repulsive and your ass constantly reeks of blue vein cheese, in fact, you're so disgusting that even pubic lice regard your body unfit to live on. You're like Moses: When you go swimming the water gets the FUCK out of your way because it would never ever consider touching you. You're a beached FUCKING WHALE. BEARS consider you to be TOO FAT TO FUCK. Somebody once put a fucking GOODYEAR sticker on your gut and tried TO MAKE YOU FLY. NOBODY IS SURE WHAT SUBSTANCE IS LEAKING FROM YOUR ANUS AND NOBODY IS THAT DEDICATED TO SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH TO EVER BE BOTHERED FINDING OUT. I'D ASK YOU TO SHOOT YOURSELF BUT THEY HAVEN'T INVENTED A BULLET LARGE ENOUGH THAT CAN PENETRATE THAT MANY LAYERS OF MEAT. YOU'RE A WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE. YOU ARE THE REASON THE EARTH IS TILTED ON ITS AXIS. THE LAST TIME YOU FARTED, THE SUN APPEARED NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK

[The Fifth Horseman]

I love it when you talk dirty babe. Now bend over for some hot man love.

[Lal]

Where do you come up with that stuff Ian? Really.

[Oddball]

Alright.

Fuck. This song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EXxMlIExpo

This shit has been stuck in my head for days. FFFFUUUUUCK GET IT OUT

[Lal]

That's ancient.

[Oddball]

I just found out that the Jonas Brothers covered it. Just... why?!

[Dyer]

But..they can't sing. That song requires singing. Oh fuck.

[Oddball]

I searched on Youtube for this travesty.

They put it in a key that is in their range. BAD THING TO DO. That "In a day or... TWOOOO" needs to be the most ridiculous falsetto as possible.

It also featured NO SYNTHESIZERS, they made it into shitty pop punk.

Also, it was a live video and they sounded terrible. They really can't sing without autotune.

That's ancient.

That doesn't stop it from being the most annoyingly catchy song ever. Thanks a lot, Norway. Thanks a lot, 80's.

[KjeXXXer]

Ah, A-ha. Good lads! They have some real good songs too. They just retired as a band two weeks ago, actually.

[Elisa]

Next part in the life of a teenage-whiner:

Our grades for the first part of the year is being published tonight, at 00.01. I'm nervous as hell and I want to go sleep but I'm having stomach aches out of pure nervousity, so I figured I might as well wait up for the grades, whine a bit for myself over it and then go to bed and sleep crappy because of crappy results. Guess I'll have to step it up, which I can.

[Ultraspontane]

8-) Ah, A-ha. Good lads! They have some real good songs too. They just retired as a band two weeks ago, actually.

They need to retire from life.

[KjeXXXer]

Next part in the life of a teenage-whiner:

Our grades for the first part of the year is being published tonight, at 00.01. I'm nervous as hell and I want to go sleep but I'm having stomach aches out of pure nervousity, so I figured I might as well wait up for the grades, whine a bit for myself over it and then go to bed and sleep crappy because of crappy results. Guess I'll have to step it up, which I can.

CHILL. You'll do fine.

[Elisa]

Fine and fine. Got just a bit above average, which'll do for now. I can easily improve, so we'll see next time we get grades. Average totally isn't fine by me.

[KjeXXXer]

See? Nothing to worry about. Just up your game a bit in the future and you're good to go.

[Pyro is Spy!]

Average totally isn't fine by me.

...fucking overachievers. You're NOT ASIAN, for fucks sake.

[Ultraspontane]

[KjeXXXer]

Don't be a girly man, Elisa!

[Batteries]

Haven't stopped around here in a while, but this thread is relevant to my interests.

In two weeks I'll be graduating from Year 12. HUZZAH! Even considering the fact that I skipped a grade, I've had far too much of school for my liking and cannot wait to be out of here.

However,

I have one measly little assignment left to complete, due in two days. I've half finished, and what I currently have is bollocks. I would easily say that this last term of school has been the toughest I've ever faced. Not due to the work being hard, but to due to my motivation and overall morale cruising along at an all time low. I've never felt less inspired to write a feature article on nanotechnology in my entire life.

I'm intending to finish most of it tonight so that I can go out tomorrow night, but knowing me that's likely not to happen. I'm willing to bet that I'll be posting here again tomorrow night whining that I shouldn't have wasted my time now.

So I'll see you all again soon.

PS: Hi again, everyone!

[Pyro is Spy!]

Hey there.

I just slept for 14 hours and I'm tired as shit.

[KjeXXXer]

Slept too long, then! Oh btw I am Captain Obvious

[Pyro is Spy!]

I was just catching up since I had only slept five hours the previous night.

[Elisa]

I only got 4 hours of sleep this night. Went out with a friend, slept at her place. She doesn't drink, so her having to get up at 8 wasn't a problem for her, but for me? Shizzle, I had the worst headache in a long time. And apparently I've arranged a date with a guy, who I actually only really know the name and age of. :s

[Batteries]

I WENT OUT TONIGHT AND I HADN'T FINISHED HAR HAR